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2008-05-02 10:50:27 by d-parrella

Ok i will get it started....

Subject: $100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the world have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the world were you thinking?" she said; Shaking her head disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly; instead of you going out shopping you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232.


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AlexPersonAlexPerson

2008-05-02 10:54:16

Why did the banana explode?

Because it was a grenade.

d-parrella responds:

Thats just random shit like WTF man


DobermanDoberman

2008-05-02 11:09:22

Michael jackson is like an xbox 360.

He`s plastic, and kids turn him on.

d-parrella responds:

nice man. I like your style


darknessdwellerdarknessdweller

2008-05-12 06:56:13

I said to my wife with the wooden leg, "Peg I'm stumped."


darknessdwellerdarknessdweller

2008-05-12 06:57:09

Does the deer have a little dough?
Yea, two bucks!


AzutomAzutom

2008-05-16 10:23:25

inb4cockjoke


AzutomAzutom

2008-05-16 10:23:32

Cock joke.